17 Ice-breakers guaranteed to raise your hook-up game (most of the time)

Breaking the ice and sending the first message on online dating websites can be scary and daunting. Will the reply? Will I sound stupid? Will I embarrass myself?

Online dating is so common these days, a simply ‘Hi how u doing’ simply won’t cut it anymore. To stand out and grab the recipients attention you need to be creative and entertaining… and most of all, original.

It’s not as hard as it sounds, as long as you are willing to put the work in. Read their profile and their character statistics, try and get a feel for what they like and what they want. If they write on their profile that they like Italian food, perhaps mention how good your Carbonara is.

Another tactic is to ask a simple question to incite a response. For example, “Dogs or cats?” or “Quiet night in or drinks at the club?”. You can ask some stupid, weird or strange – you just need a response to get the ball rolling.

Here are a few ice-breakers to give you some ideas. Feel free to change and tailor them to the person you are writing to:

  1. “Popping out to the shops, what can I get for you?”
  2. “What’s the first thing you do when you get up?”
  3. “Good thing I’m wearing gloves” … “because you look too hot to handle!”
  4. “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?”
  5. “If a fat man puts you in a bag, dont worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”
  6. “Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off.”
  7. “There’s a big sale in my bedroom. Clothes are now 100% off.”
  8. “Are you a magician because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.”
  9. “If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.”
  10. “You have a beautiful head… it would look great on my wall.”
  11. “Netflix or bananas?”
  12. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber”
  13. “Truth or Dare?”
  14. “When was your last adventure?”
  15. “What’s the best birthday present you’ve ever go?”
  16. “What was your favourite TV show when you were a kid?”
  17. “I cant believe I can use this site from prison… anyway, how are you?”

So what’s the worst opening-line? “Hey”, “Hi” or “Hello” has to be the worst. Remember, if you write something funny, crazy or weird you’re are almost guaranteed to get some sort of response!

Now you’re ready to start sex dating! Log-in or create your free profile and try out out some ice-breakers!

 

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