These pick-up lines are either the best or worst ever! You decide..
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world”
“Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.”
” If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.”
“Excuse me, can you give me directions? …. to your house?”
“Excuse me I think you dropped something” – Then hand her a piece of paper with your phone number.
“My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass?”
“Hey, you look really fun – I had to come talk to you.”
“I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger” – After beckoning someone with the ‘come here’ motion with the index finger say: ‘I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger’.
“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
“My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t keep it in.”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!”
“Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk around you three or four more times?”
“If I said you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?”
“Go ahead. I give you permission to pick me up.”
“I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?”
“I was trying to have a guys’ night out and you just totally ruined it by being so cute.”
“I had to come over and see if your personality is as amazing as your smile.”
“What do you like for breakfast?”