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<\/a><\/div>\n1.<\/strong>\u00a0Hi, I\u2019m doing a survey \u2026What\u2019s your name? What\u2019s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?<\/p>\n 2.<\/strong>\u00a0I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?<\/p>\n 3.<\/strong>\u00a0My magical watch says you aren\u2019t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.<\/p>\n 4.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019m a Love Pirate, and I\u2019m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!<\/p>\n 5.<\/strong>\u00a0I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?<\/p>\n 6.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?<\/p>\n 7.<\/strong>\u00a0Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?<\/p>\n 8.<\/strong>\u00a0I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours<\/p>\n 9.<\/strong>\u00a0Fat Penguin! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.<\/p>\n 10.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i\u2019m as sweet as can be.<\/p>\n 11.<\/strong>\u00a0There is something wrong with my mobile. It doesn\u2019t have your number in it.<\/p>\n 12.<\/strong>\u00a0Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!<\/p>\n 13.<\/strong>\u00a0I bet your last name is Jacobs \u2013 because you\u2019re a real cracker!<\/p>\n 14.<\/strong>\u00a0Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) sorry you lost, you\u2019ll have to take off all your clothes.<\/p>\n 15.<\/strong>\u00a0Do you want to go and do what I\u2019m going to tell my friends we did anyway?<\/p>\n 16.<\/strong>\u00a0You look like the type of guy\/girl who\u2019s heard every line in the book\u2026so what\u2019s one more?<\/p>\n 17.<\/strong>\u00a0Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.<\/p>\n 18.<\/strong>\u00a0Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?<\/p>\n 19.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019ve got my beady eye trained on you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n 20.<\/strong>Is there a mirror in your pants\u2026? I think I can see myself in them..<\/p>\n 21.<\/strong>\u00a0I don\u2019t suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?\u2026I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.<\/p>\n 22.<\/strong>\u00a0My friend thinks you\u2019re hot, and if it\u2019s any consolation so do I.<\/p>\n 23.<\/strong>\u00a0Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?<\/p>\n 24.<\/strong>\u00a0If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.<\/p>\n 25.<\/strong>\u00a0I bet you \u00a310 you\u2019re gonna turn me down.<\/p>\n 26.<\/strong>\u00a0Hi, can I buy you several drinks?<\/p>\n 27.<\/strong>\u00a0Inheriting \u00a380 million doesn\u2019t mean much when you have a weak heart..<\/p>\n 28.<\/strong>\u00a0How many camels can I buy you for???<\/p>\n 29.<\/strong>\u00a0Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you<\/p>\n 30.<\/strong>\u00a0Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?<\/p>\n 31.<\/strong>\u00a0If you were a McDonald\u2019s burger\u2026you\u2019d be a McGorgeous<\/p>\n 32.<\/strong>\u00a0Did you fart? \u2018Cause you just blew me away.<\/p>\n 33.<\/strong>\u00a0Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.<\/p>\n 34.<\/strong>\u00a0I can\u2019t find my puppy \u2013 can you help me find him? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here\u2026.<\/p>\n 35.<\/strong>\u00a0See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I\u2019m cute.<\/p>\n 36.<\/strong>\u00a0I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. [kiss them and tell them you lost the bet.]<\/p>\n 37.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019m not drunk, I\u2019m just intoxicated by you.<\/p>\n 38.<\/strong>\u00a0Nice socks, can I try them on?<\/p>\n 39.<\/strong>\u00a0I thought I\u2019d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n 40.<\/strong>Hey, I\u2019m in a rock band!<\/p>\n 41.<\/strong>\u00a0Are you Swedish? Cuz you\u2019re the SWEEDISH girl in the room!!!!!!!!!!! ( sweetest, gettit?????!!!!)<\/p>\n 42.<\/strong>\u00a0If I followed you home, would you keep me?<\/p>\n 43.<\/strong>\u00a0Hi, I\u2019m a professional wrestler, can I get ya in a headlock? Don\u2019t worry, I get paid to do this!<\/p>\n 44.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019m usually better looking.<\/p>\n 45.<\/strong>\u00a0Would you like to help me with my self esteem?<\/p>\n 46.<\/strong>\u00a0I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet<\/p>\n 47.<\/strong>\u00a0Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van<\/p>\n 48.<\/strong>\u00a0You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I\u2019m still a bachelor.<\/p>\n 49.<\/strong>\u00a0What\u2019s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?<\/p>\n 50.<\/strong>\u00a0Be unique and different \u2013 say yes.<\/p>\n 51.<\/strong>\u00a0Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.<\/p>\n 52.<\/strong>\u00a0Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.<\/p>\n 53.<\/strong>\u00a0My friends over there bet that I wouldn\u2019t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?<\/p>\n 54.<\/strong>\u00a0Excuse me, you\u2019ve got something on your face [look closer] oh, I think it\u2019s beauty. [Attempt to rub it off] It won\u2019t come off \u2013 It must be eternal\u2026.[look into the distance dreamily\/moodily].<\/p>\n 55.<\/strong>\u00a0I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?<\/p>\n 56.<\/strong>\u00a0Kiss me if I\u2019m wrong, but isn\u2019t your name Guadalupe?<\/p>\n 57.<\/strong>\u00a0That\u2019s a great head you have.. it would go really nicely on my wall of heads<\/p>\n 58.<\/strong>\u00a0You\u2019re so lovely you make me want to go out and get a job.<\/p>\n 59.<\/strong>\u00a0I\u2019ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n 60.<\/strong>I\u2019m invisible. (Really?\/No you\u2019re not) Well, can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?<\/p>\n 61.<\/strong>\u00a0One of us is thinking about sex\u2026 Okay, it\u2019s me.<\/p>\n 62.<\/strong>\u00a0Bad boy!! Naughty boy!! Go to my room!! [can replace boy with girl]<\/p>\n 63.<\/strong>\u00a0You\u2019re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.<\/p>\n 64.<\/strong>\u00a0Keep it quiet \u2013 but I\u2019m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.<\/p>\n 65.<\/strong>\u00a0How do you feel about going halves on a bastard?<\/p>\n 66.<\/strong>\u00a0You smell like Fritos, that\u2019s why I\u2019m giving you this hungry stare \u2013 you\u2019re so hot you\u2019re gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. [Weird Al Yankovic]<\/p>\n 67.<\/strong>\u00a0Excuse me, did you just touch my bum? (No). Damn!<\/p>\n 68.<\/strong>\u00a0I have a pen, you have a phone number\u2026 think of the possibilities..<\/p>\n 69.<\/strong>\u00a0There\u2019s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n BONUS:<\/strong><\/p>\nNow that you have your impossible-to-fail pick-up lines, click here to join or login and try them out!<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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