{"id":75,"date":"2018-05-12T18:29:04","date_gmt":"2018-05-12T17:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real-sexcontacts.com\/blog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2018-05-15T17:41:14","modified_gmt":"2018-05-15T16:41:14","slug":"the-best-and-worst-chat-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real-sexcontacts.com\/blog\/the-best-and-worst-chat-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"The best (and worst) chat-up lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

These pick-up lines are either the best or worst ever! You decide..<\/h3>\n
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“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world”<\/p>\n

“Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.”<\/p>\n

” If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.”<\/p>\n

“Excuse me, can you give me directions? …. to your house?”<\/p>\n

“Excuse me I think you dropped something” – Then hand her a piece of paper with your phone number.<\/em><\/p>\n

“My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass?”<\/p>\n

“Hey, you look really fun – I had to come talk to you.”<\/p>\n

“I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger” – After beckoning someone with the \u2018come here\u2019 motion with the index finger say: \u2018I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger\u2019.<\/em><\/p>\n

“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”<\/p>\n

“My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t keep it in.”<\/p>\n

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!”<\/p>\n

“Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk around you three or four more times?”<\/p>\n

“If I said you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?”<\/p>\n

“Go ahead. I give you permission to pick me up.”<\/p>\n

“I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?”<\/p>\n

“I was trying to have a guys’ night out and you just totally ruined it by being so cute.”<\/p>\n

“I had to come over and see if your personality is as amazing as your smile.”<\/p>\n

“What do you like for breakfast?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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