Top 7 rules to not getting caught cheating!

Advice to avoid getting caught

1. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

No matter how bad you mess up, no matter how great you think you are when you plan the perfect plan, no matter how much you want to share the news, keep it to yourself. We can’t stress this enough. Keep your mouth shut!

No matter how legit or illegal your transgression, if you get away with it, count your blessings and keep your mouth shut. Opening your trap about how conniving you are won’t win you any friends and will just set you up for a fall.

2. DON’T SH*T ON YOUR OWN DOOR STEP

The LAST thing you want is to be spotted by someone you know, or worse still your wife’s bestie! Meet somewhere where you’re less likely to be spotted with your mistress!

No matter how well you plan, no matter how much you try to cover something up, you will always forget something — I can guarantee it. So be paranoid about details, go over things, and tread carefully. Be the most cautious person in the world; this is healthy paranoia.
3. HIDE THE EVIDENCE

Lipstick on your collar stray boxers/knickers on the backseat is a sure-fire way of getting busted! Make sure you take the time and make the effort to hide any evidence of your indiscretions.

4.YOUR MOBILE IS EVIDENCE

Get a second phone or make sure you have a good password on your phone. Leaving an unprotected phone lying around is too easy to do and will end up with you getting well and truely busted!

5. KEEP THINGS NORMAL

Avoid making big or drastic changes in your life or appearance. Change is an obvious sign of cheating.

6. USE A CONDOM

Getting a girl pregnant or brining home an STD is just impossible to blag.

7. DON’T LEAVE A TRAIL

Don’t leave a paper trail and pay for as much as you can with cash. Your credit card statement could easily give the game away.

Good luck, and dont get caught!

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